Heaven and hellTwo Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.
"This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one.
"What about Finnegan?" inquired the other.
"'Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St.
he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.' 'Well, Finnegan,' said St.
Peter, 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.' 'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash.
Lend me a cent.' 'Sure,' said St.
Peter, 'just wait a minute.'"