Old ageA young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.
In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom.
It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothing on.
Horrified, she let out a shriek.
Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly.
"Don't let it bother you, miss," he moaned.
"I'll never live to tell anyone."