Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.
A: Two - one to say "She'll be right mate" and one to fetch the beers.
A: 16.
One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"

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