Top Ten Pick-up Used By Asian Men

  1. I may look like a nerd, but it's only a disguise.
  2. I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.
  3. Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school, but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.
  4. Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chick from Street Fighter 2.
  5. What do I do? Gee, I thought you would never ask. Y'see, I'm finishing my first year of residency in internal medicine.
  6. Yeah, (sniff) I cried during "Joy Luck Club."
  7. Do I cook? Well, not really but I can whip up a pretty mean fried rice!
  8. You know what? It's strange, but I get mistaken for a white guy all the time!
  9. Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold spiked rims and a sub-woofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?
  10. My eyes may seem small but I've got a HUGE personality.

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