The Trucker and the PriestOne day this trucker is driving on a route from New York to Toronto and usually when he is driving he likes to swerve and hit lawyers who happen to be hitch hiking.
So one day he sees a priest hitch hiking, being the religious man that he is, decides to pick him up.
After about two hours he forgets that the priest is even there and proceeds to hit a lawyer he sees. As he is just about to hit him he realizes who is beside him and straightens himself back on the road.
Much to his dismay he still hears a thump so he turns to the priest and says
"Please forgive me father."
The priest turns to him and replies, "It is alright, I got him with my door."