PoliticalThe politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang.
He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.
When he hung up, he immediately phoned his mother to tell her the good news.
"Ma," he shouted, "the results are in.
I won the election!" "Honestly?" The politician's smiled faded.
"Aw hell, ma, why bring that up at a time like this?"