Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas.
Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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