The milk shake machine at the fast-food restaurant I manage was broken, so I had an assistant post a sign to that effect on the drive-through speaker. A short time later, a customer pulled up to the speaker.

"May I take your order?" I asked.

Crash, boom, bang! came the response.

I asked the customer to pull around. "Were you pounding on the speaker?" I asked the driver.

"Yes, I was," she admitted.

"Why would you do that?"

"Because the sign on the speaker said 'Shake Machine Broken.' "

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