Doctor and nurseA doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands.
"Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
"That's funny," says the man.
"I wasn't able to play it before."