Idiot and foolMayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing.
Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat.
"How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne.
"Easy," said Willard.
"We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men drilled a hole in the bottom, and more water started rushing in.
"Wait a minute!" exclaimed Mayne.
"We need another hole so's the water comin' in through the first one has a place to go back into the lake!"