Dead and dyingThree weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.
"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think it is.
Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what am I going to do with the BODY?"