MRS. LITTLETOWN—"This magazine looks rather the worse for wear."
MRS. NEARTOWN—"Yes, it's the one I sometimes lend to the servant on Sundays."
MRS. LITTLETOWN—"Doesn't she get tired of always reading the same one?"
MRS. NEARTOWN—"Oh, no. You see, it's the same book, but it's always a different servant."—Suburban Life.