A hearing-impaired person, I was on the phone with my brother, excitedly telling him about the cochlear ear implant I was getting. "I'm going to have a magnet implanted in my head as part of the procedure," I told him. He asked why, and I read him the technical explanation from a booklet.

"Oh," he said. "I thought it was to keep you from falling off the fridge."

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