An oriental guy had just seen some western porn movies, a first in his lifetime. He felt so cool about those positions. So he ran home and wanted to share those ideas with his wife.
He adjusted all the lamps, putting all kind of creams, and twisted his wife around. And he repeatedly asked "feel great, feel great...?"
The wife was completely lost. She saw how disappointed he was and asked him, "What's wrong?"
He answered that all western girls must moan in bed during intercourse.
The wife said, if so... do give her the second chance.
At the half of the second round, the wife started to shout : bed, bed, bed.....