The first day of school

The first day of school is always special to me. It's the only day of the year when I'm not behind in my homework.

The first day of school wouldn't be so bad if it weren't followed by the second day of school, and the third day of school, and then the fourth day of school . . .

The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn't want to do that for nine months in a row either.

Teachers always seem happy on the first day of school. That's because they're getting paid to be there. We kids have to do it for free.

Show me a kid who likes the first day at school and I'll show you a kid who likes to get his lip caught under a manhole cover.

There's one good thing about the first day of school. When it's over; you're one day closer to the last day of school.

Some kids enjoy buying school supplies. To me, it's like buying your own dental instruments.

One of my classmates gets carried away. He shows up for the first day of school each year with a smiling face and three pack mules of school supplies.

I show up at the beginning of each school year with a full pencil box and an empty head.

I love school supplies. If only there were some other place we could use them besides school.

My grandparents buy me so many school supplies for the first day of school that I have to take the first two weeks off just to sharpen pencils.

I buy pencils with an eraser at both ends. That's so I can make sure I don't make the same mistake twice.

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