jokesA woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc.
and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.
That will never work.
That is much too crass.
Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute.".
"No, that is still too crude.
Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?".
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."