There was a young lady of Wilts,
Who walked up to Scotland on stilts;
When they said it was shocking
To show so much stocking,
She answered: "Then what about kilts?"
—Gilbert K. Chesterton.
Stocks, Lawyer, Boss, Marriage, Birthday, Doctor, Love, Travel, School, Blonde, Customer, Wife, Husband, Pastor, Professor, Student, Women, Flights, Food, Vacation, Kids, Computer, Software, Dentist, Farmer, Parent, Redneck, Idiot