Car and trainA man is driving down the road for a long period of time.
During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hiking, so he gladly picks him up he says,"Normally father, i dont pick up hitch hikers.
You seem like a man of dignity so i thought id make an exception.
In fact i hate hitch hikers.
The priest nods his head and they drive on Along the way, The driver spots another man hitch hiking.
"that dirty son of %$#%#% ill fix him".
He then swirves the car and tries to make the hit and run like an accident.
Dang! i missed.
The priests yells,"Don't worry i got him with the gas can!"